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  • Jan. 7th, 2009 at 6:37 PM
THE CAKE IS A SPY
In light of my rather depressing last post, I'd like to tell you I'm over it, and we're all A-OK, albeit still curious...

In my life, failing at wrestling. <33 <3 <3 <333

BODY CHOCOLATE. HOLY CRAP RIGHT?

A friend read a sexy story to me ovar the phone. Which I know is quite orgasmic.

And I started a new story, which I'm not quite happy to share. <3

I also made sushi, or as the white people call them, seaweed rolls!~ I know I'm awesome and irresistibly sexy, but gais. Wait in lien.~ [Oh that sound like lion, should I get in the car?]

Short post but uh. I love you?

P.S - Is there a point to my livejournal? Maaaybe, I plan to catalogue memes someday...

ALSO, JACK FRIDAY. LSKJDSKLJDLSKJDLSKDS. <3333

http://rps.smackjeeves.com/

I'd love/molest you gais all you want if you looked at this, because it is orgasmic and awesome. :3

P.S.S - Livejournal is insensitive to my Canadiana spellings...

Hey... Wait a sec.

  • Nov. 12th, 2008 at 7:55 PM
JAY<3
James....

I know you can't hear me, or respond to me, or anyone.

All I wonder now is why you did it, why you hung yourself. Everyone else wonders too.

I guess it's true that only you really know why, but it seems like just yesterday you were alive and happy, or at least you looked happy.

If you were in such turmoil.... Why didn't you tell us? Why didn't you reach out? If you were in trouble...

I feel like I could've done something, as anyone would I guess. Everyone's being told that it's not their fault, that it was impossible to know.

But what if someone had stayed with you that afternoon, on Friday, the 7th of November?

I'm sure you knew this when you did it, but we miss you, truly.

Some asshole may think you're the next Mitchell Henderson, I disagree.

Sayonara, man. Hope I'll see you up there one day.

Wut, wut?

  • Nov. 7th, 2008 at 9:02 PM
THE CAKE IS A SPY
What's that I hear in the distance? Is it a bird?! Is it a plane?!

No! I think it's Tom Larisch yelling at poor unsuspecting grade 8's... and a slight hint of... Bob Miraftab instructing!?!?

Oh! I know what that means! Do you?

I think it means wrestling season is starting up again.

And that means it's time to get into shape again, this year will be my seconds year, and hopefully I'll be even better than last year!

@___@ Wish me luck..~

O hai thur

  • Oct. 29th, 2008 at 8:14 PM
KUROKI CHISHIO TAGIRASE...
It's your local neighbourhood Bjorn Borg this Halloween.

BJORK, BJORK?

No, moar liek, LARP LARP.

Yes, Live-Action Role Play.

Not THAT kind, I'm no furry, or basement dweller..

Me and my friend are arriving at school respectively in our different costumes, she's John McEnroe.

So I get to be stoic all day, and she can be loud and swear a shit-load.

I WANTED TO BE JOHN MCENROEEEE.

Pics? Hier, under that cut thar.

We're totally gonna have a big fight in the foyer, making fun of each others forehands and top-spins.

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Stolen from.... xcandidx

  • Oct. 23rd, 2008 at 8:13 PM
JAY<3
Rules:
1. Comment on this entry saying you would like to be interviewed. I'll write 5 questions for you.
2. Post the questions and answers in your journal with instructions for your friends.


1. If you had to give up any right guaranteed in your country's constitution, what would it be and why?

' 16. (1) English and French are the official languages of Canada and have equality of status and equal rights and privileges as to their use in all institutions of the Parliament and government of Canada.'

I don't like French, I don't like it at all. The Quebec'ers suck. Althought it is fun to ask RCMP to serve you in French when they don't know it....

2. What's something you like that most people don't?

4chan, most people in my class have no idea what it is. Most people don't even know what a Rickroll is in my school, it's fun to break their Rick!Cherries.

3. What are your three top favorite bands?

OK Go, The Go! Team, and uh.. SHHH. Cobra Starship.

4. If you could fire any celebrity from their job immediately with no questions asked, who would it be?

Edison Chen, he has to stop being a movie star, and learn that he truly belongs in the pornography photography business.. O WAIT, TOO LATE.

But srsly? Alanis Morisette, I don't know if she even /records/ anymore. I just hate her so much, like any REAL Canadian.

5. If you could have any super power, what would it be?

I'd totally just take the power of a GM... No not /that/ GM, like in a game, sans the ban function.

How fun would it be to mute, and disconnect people?

I dunno how to tell you this...

  • Oct. 14th, 2008 at 9:21 PM
NOVAKCHEERINGLOL
Dear [info]xcandidx:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you’re a pervert. I think I realized it that night with George Bush and his wife, and I saw you carve your initials into Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break the apartment building.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Gayle

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TWILIGGGGGGGGGGGGGHT. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW.

  • Oct. 5th, 2008 at 1:43 PM
KUROKI CHISHIO TAGIRASE...
Psh, Twilight.

Hate that book. So much.

Okay, not a lot, but still. feel it's way too overated. Liek rlly.

But this isn't about the Twilight book series. Noooo.

This is about the movie.

Because the actor, Robert Pattinson is a English version of Mike He. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW.

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THE CAKE IS A LIE.

  • Aug. 29th, 2008 at 5:24 PM
KUROKI CHISHIO TAGIRASE...
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And in other news I go back to school on Tuesday, I am doomed, as I can't wake up in the morning now.

At all.

The end.